Friday, January 20, 2017

Responding to Grace

Dwight opened his eyes and awoke, realizing it was all just a dream...

Thursday, January 19, 2017

responding to Tessy

Dwight to Ryan, "Question. Do I get to play Angela's part too?"
Ryan says, kind of disappointed in his stupidity, "No, Dwight."
Dwight again, "Question. Do I get to use my bowstaff?"
Ryan, "No, Dwight"
Dwight, "well this is stupid. I quit," as he walks out the door.
Ryan looks at him with complete and utter confusion and frustration and turns off the camera.
*The office door closes, the cameras stop rolling, and we're left with a shot of the building fading into the background*
THE END

Responding to Lindsey

“You’ll never get away with this, even if…even if...even if..." Dwight stumbled through his line to an abrupt stop.
"Seriously Dwight? You forgot your line again?" Angela rolled her eyes in disgust. "You are such an idiot. I can't do this. I'm out."
"You're out??" Ryan threw down his camera. "No, no, no, you don't mean that. Let's just all take a coffee break."
"Yes, I'm out! Ryan, I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. I can't act with idiots who can't remember their lines, and I can't follow this crazy plot! Antarctica? Lava? Nunchucks? I don't even know what continent I'm supposed to be on."
Angela stormed past Dwight. "So yeah," she called over her shoulder. "I'm out."
"Good riddance," yelled Dwight.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Responding to Indigo :)


“Angela!?” everyone shouts in disbelief!

“yes, yes it’s me,” Angela says as she drops her Todd mask into the fake lava.

**Ryan: “CUT! No, no, no Angela you need more emotion!”

Angela rolls her eyes

**Ryan: “Okay well remember we are doing this for Michael.”

Angela: “fine”

**Ryan: “Action!”

Angela: “YES, YES IT’S ME! MUAHAHAHA!” she quickly gets up as Dwight stands in shock and confusion.

Dwight: “You’ll never get away with this, even if…

In Response to Rigg

I tap the screen of my iPad to pause the episode and sit in a state of utter confusion.

I figured the bonus episode would be different, but I did not expect it to take this drastic of a turn.

 I suddenly realize it's 2:17am and I've been re-watching the Office episodes for the past 5 and a half hours. I should absolutely go to bed, but I didn't give 8 dollars to iTunes for nothing.

**PLAY**

"...person lamo" said tod.

Dwight drops his nunchucks and reveals his light saber. As he switches it on, he flashes a look to Jim which reads as a mixture of pre-determined victory and blazing fury. Before Dwight can decide on the best opening move, Todd has revealed his own light saber and cackles loudly.

Jim winces as the bubbling lava seems to grow towards him. "YOU CAN DO THIS DWIGHT!" he yells as Dwight engages in battle with his greatest and most socially inappropriate foe.

After about 30 seconds of tension and saber swishing, Todd is wounded. Dwight laughs and moves to stand over the defeated. Before Dwight can claim victory however, Todd's body appears to morph into that of a more tiny structure... tiny and.... blonde... ?






respond to (stefan)

"No Tod don't, im begging you" says jim hanging over a pit of fire lava
"you buffoon" says tod
(in comes dwight spinning nunchucks with a belt of throwing stars and his bow staff taped to his back) "tod stop fight me leave jim clown spitting elmo"
"fight me you stupid face person lamo" said tod

Responding to Garrison

"He's landed the Falcons as a client for Athlead!"
"That's amazing!" Pam says to Michael.
"Oh and he also got kidnapped by Tod Packer, that buffoon. I'm sure he will be alright though, he's in good hands."
(From Jim's perspective, somewhere in the Utica branch)
"Todd, do you know who doesn't like you?"
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"Todd what are we doing here? Tod stop that. Tod Please don't..."