Wednesday, August 31, 2016

American plums

So someone has clearly eaten plums that weren't there's to eat and then this person left a note saying he/she was sorry for eating the plums. We can assume that these people are married and or dating or something special to each other, we can also assume that they aren't siblings because why would a sibling apologize to his or her other sibling for taking something of theirs. I know i wouldn't. Another thing to think about, the culprit took the plums from an icebox. Well an icebox could mean the fridge or an actual freezer (some people refer to them differently). When i hear ice box i think of an actual freezer. So to me the person who took the plums waited some time for the plums to thaw out after having been in a freezer since at least the day before which means that this person is not sorry for what he did despite the note he left.

My stab at it:

I went
and
bought 
a new
truck
and put
flags on it

Now 
i can 
show my
pride in
the US 
Flag

I'm sorry 
Mr. Kaepernick
but  
deal with 
it

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