Growing Up (Oh no, offensive stuff in here)

The pattern of liberals becoming conservatives as they grow older is not a surprise to me. After all, you gain knowledge when you grow older, and knowledge makes you smarter as time passes. The youth are also more likely to have a heart left because it hasn't been torn from them by horrible people yet. Conservatives understand just how awful people can be, and why you should never just trust someone with handouts and free passes. Liberals want to make everyone happy, but forget that this is reality, and that unfortunately reality is garbage.